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mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

(via i-need-my-sleep)

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via epic-humor)

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ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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(via epic-humor)

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dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 

(via epic-humor)

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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(via epic-humor)

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briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

(via harry-frickin-potter)

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ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

(via epic-humor)

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http://snarkytior.tumblr.com/post/97253263774/shortcuttothestars-nikolaecuza

shortcuttothestars:

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn…

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majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

(via wellhellotheredoctor)

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